Упр.41 Unit 1 ГДЗ Enjoy English 7 класс

Just Joking. Read and choose the funniest joke.

1. Martin showed his daybook to his grandfather. “When I was at school, I always had a ‘five in History and you have a ‘four,” said the grandfather. “You see, Grandad, when you were at school, history was shorter,” was the answer.
2. Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great chemists (химики) of the 17th century? Pupil (after thinking for some time): They are all dead, sir.
3. Teacher: How old is the person who was born in 1951? Pupil: Please, sir, is it a man or a woman?
4. Teacher: Where did Admiral Nelson win his last victory? Pupil: On page 127.