Упр.43 Unit 3 ГДЗ Enjoy English 7 класс
Have you got a sense of humour?
Read the jokes and choose the joke you like best. Act it out with your partner.
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,” said the teacher.
After a long silence, one first-year student rose to his feet.
“Now then, boy, why you consider yourself an idiot?” asked the teacher.
“Well, actually, I don’t,” said the student, “but I hated to see you standing up all by yourself.”
Teacher: Tommy, why are you late for school today?
Tommy: Every time I come to a corner a sign says, “School. Go slow.”
Father: Well, Bobby, I’ve talked to your teacher today. He doesn’t like your homework nor your class-work. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Bobby: I don’t know.
Father (angrily): Oh, yes, you do. Think! When all the boys and girls are reading or writing, who sits in class and only watches how other people work?
Bobby (happily): It’s our teacher, Father.
Here are the jokes from the exercise. You can choose any of them and act it out with your partner.
Teacher: “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up.”
After a long silence, one first-year student rose to his feet.
Teacher: “Now then, boy, why do you consider yourself an idiot?”
Student: “Well, actually, I don’t, but I hated to see you standing up all by yourself.”
Teacher: “Tommy, why are you late for school today?”
Tommy: “Every time I come to a corner, a sign says, ‘School. Go slow.’”
Father: “Well, Bobby, I’ve talked to your teacher today. He doesn’t like your homework or your class-work. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”
Bobby: “I don’t know, Father.”
Father: “Oh, yes, you do. Think! When all the boys and girls are reading or writing, who sits in class and only watches how other people work?”
Bobby: “It’s our teacher, Father.”
