Упр.34 Unit 5 Рабочая тетрадь ГДЗ English Михеева 9 класс

Read the jokes and enjoy them.

1. Teacher. If I gave you two apples and told you to give one to your brother, would you give him the little one or the big one?
   Johnny. It depends. Do you mean my big brother, or my little brother?
2. Teacher. Billy, why are you late for school?
   Billy. Well, a sign down the street said…
   Teacher. What can a sign have to do with it?
   Johnny. The sign said: “School ahead, go slow”.

1) Teacher: If I gave you two apples and told you to give one to your brother, would you give him the little one or the big one?

Johnny: It depends. Do you mean my big brother or my little brother?

2) Teacher: Billy, why are you late for school?

Billy: Well, a sign down the street said…

Teacher: What can a sign have to do with it?

Billy: The sign said: “School ahead, go slow”.